The Future is the Past is the Future Edition. Once upon a time in a place called the late 1990’s everything was arguably better. Sure, history is viewed through rose colored glasses and all that fun stuff, but before there was Millennial Gray, my generation witnessed a rise in retro nostalgia that put us on … Continue reading Hoon, Kill, Collect – 5/28/2026
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Hoon, Kill, Collect – 20 May 2026
The Thing that Should Not Be Edition This week’s theme, The Thing that Should Not Be, compares three vehicles that are visually offensive. They are so appalling they make the Pontiac Aztek look like a Ferrari F40… but in a different way. While the Aztek was unique in its styling—taking the skin of a concept … Continue reading Hoon, Kill, Collect – 20 May 2026
Hoon, Kill, Collect – 6 May 2026
Back in the #DriveTribe days I used to post a weekly running joke. An automotive modification of F**k, Marry, Kill. If you are unfamiliar with the aforementioned game, you are basically give a list of people - often celebrities - in which you have to choose who you'd, ahem, have "relations" with, who you'd marry, … Continue reading Hoon, Kill, Collect – 6 May 2026
Hoon, Kill, Collect for 12 June 17
I typically try and knock out a theme for these... but tonight I don't have much. I had some chicken with BBQ sauce for dinner... nothing there. I'm drinking water... nothing there. I'm going to go after something near and dear to my heart: Volkswagen do Brasil! Translated that just mean Volkswagen of Brasil... but … Continue reading Hoon, Kill, Collect for 12 June 17
Hoon, Kill, Collect: The thing that should not be (5 June 2017)
Its been another week and here we are! Regardless of the lack of comments we are committed to eventually getting people to argue and judge others over this. It'll be pure covefefe! What's it gonna be? A 1978 Subaru Brat, a 1978 El Camino and a 1978 Ford Ranchero.
Hoon, Kill, Collect – May 29err 30th, 2017
Yesterday was Memorial Day and rightly so. Our great nation is built upon the sacrifice of great men and women who gave everything and more for freedom. In honor or Memorial Day I pushed our weekly column till Tuesday... and I can do that cause I'm the boss around here. Speaking of freedom and America... … Continue reading Hoon, Kill, Collect – May 29err 30th, 2017
Hoon, Kill, Collect 22 May 17
Last week introduced you to our first daily feature called "Hoon, Kill, Collect" an automotive take on F**k, kill, marry. While it wasn't a big success we here at Soap Box Racer are mostly dedicated and without further adieu here is your second installment. Adieu... that's French, I smell a theme coming on! You choose!
F**k, Kill, Marry
If you’re an adult and live on planet earth there is a 67.667, repeating of course, chance you are aware of the game “Fuck, Kill, Marry.” In the same vein of Cards Against Humanity, it is best played intoxicated and in large groups so that the revelations spouted from your foul, both figurative and … Continue reading F**k, Kill, Marry
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